Own A Home Fast Lane


The Housing Shortage
Bureaucrats With Their Hands Out

As a low-income American, there are two great alternatives to paying $500,000 for a home to live in. With all the rules, fees, fines, licenses and service charges in use today, there needs to be an Own A Home Fast Lane provisioned for these plans to work.

Affordable Modular Homes

These 800 square foot steel homes cost about $30,000—much more affordable than $500,000. Cover the 800 square foot roof with solar panels and you might just have an energy-independent home. They come from Amazon. In some areas, delivery is free! With this kind of home, there is NO construction cost. The walls, ceiling and room dividers just fold out. It’s small—just 800 square feet—about the same size as a one bedroom apartment that might rent for $700 a month or more. That’s $700 or more a month that you never see again because you paid it towards rent of a living space YOU DON’T OWN. Much better to put money into a home that you DO own.

See
https://tucsonbornrealtor.com/modular.html




Container Homes

These steel shipping containers can be converted into a safe, armored, affordable home for a lot less than $500,000! There are some costs involved with cutting doors and windows but these cost far less than a $500,000 home.

You can place them side by side, end to end and stack them. Visit TucsonBornRealtor.com and look at some of the designs owners have thought up. 

See
https://tucsonbornrealtor.com/container-home-ideas.html

Gas, Electric, Water And Sewer


To live in your home, you may have to have all of them. In some instances you can do without gas service.

QUESTION 

So what is preventing low-income people and small families from using one of these low cost solutions? 

ANSWER

  • City Bureaucrats with a whole list of city rules, fees, fines, licenses and service charges, hands outstretched, asking for money.
  • County Bureaucrats with their county rules, fees, fines, licenses and service charges and hands outstretched asking for money.
  • State Bureaucrats asking for money.
  • Lawyers who single-handedly have raised the costs of home ownership by promoting and then fighting frivolous lawsuits for petty claims.
  • Inspectors who stand in line with their hands out to receive licensing fees, permit fees, inspection fees, environment impact fees and a host of other fees, fines, penalties and service charges. There may even be inspectors whose job it is to inspect what other inspectors have previously inspected.
  • The Good Old Real Estate Establishment who are eager to make money off anyone who dares to secure a home where they can live. Recently, lawyers ruined the real estate business—turning real estate agents and brokers into pirates—by requiring the elimination of real estate agent commissions. Now, before a buyer’s agent will “show” a seller’s home, they first call to ask will the seller pay the “compensation” to the buyer’s agent. (Agents are no longer “allowed” to call this money “a commission.”) If the seller says no, the buyer’s agent will not show the home! That turns the buyer’s agent into a pirate! The buyer’s agent now does the exact OPPOSITE of what they’re supposed to do. 


Costs


  • Land purchase costs: If you’re buying the land for your new construction home, you’ll need to factor in the cost of 
    • the land itself
    • title search fees
    • survey fees and 
    • recording fees.
  • Construction loan fees: If you’re converting a shipping container into a home for yourself, you’ll need a construction loan. There will likely be fees associated with this type of loan, such as 
    • origination fees
    • administration fees and 
    • processing fees.
  • Inspection fees
  • Appraisal fees Before you can occupy your new home, it will need to undergo inspections and appraisals to ensure it meets local building codes and regulations. These inspections and appraisals come with big fees.
  • Title and attorney fees You will have to ensure your property is free of any liens or encumbrances. Taxes and insurance Lastly, you’ll need to pay for 
    • property taxes and 
    • homeowner’s insurance These costs will depend on the value of your new construction home and the location of the property.


Fees and Licenses


  • County Fees
    These are fees that don’t do anything for you at all. Nothing is done to help the homeowner, but that doesn’t prevent the county from getting all their fees. What are these fees?
    • The “it’s ok that you want to live in our county” fee.
    • The impact fee. This fee does NOT solve or change any impact. It doesn’t do anything! Still, they don’t want to miss the opportunity to charge you a hefty fee. The bureaucracy just makes these things up as they “go along.”
  • Electricity
    Electrical utilities already have the power meters and the people who travel around installing them. They don’t want to miss out on a goldmine of fees and licenses, though. So they impose:
    • Account Setup Fee
      To type your name and address into a computer they charge a hefty fee.
      Firstname Lastname
      1234 Yourstreet
      Yourcity  Yourstate  Yourzipcode
    • An Inspection Fee
      When they charge you money to pay a second power company employee to check on the work of the first employee.
    • The Connection Fee
      A utility employee connects three wires to the power meter. For this there is a fee.
    • A Billing Fee. The utility office prints one more piece of paper each month (your bill). For this, they charge a fee.
  • Hot Water
    Would you like to enjoy a hot shower? Well then you’ll need a hot water heater. Two pipes to hook up and one 220 VAC wire. 
    • There’s the “we allow you to have hot water” fee.
    • There’s the inspection fee.


The King Of All Absurdity


I’ve saved the worst for last. Get this:

  • 1. You find a dreadful single-wide mobile home on a desirable, inexpensive lot
  • 2. You buy a quality used single-wide—one you can afford. Because it’s a single-wide no bank will provide financing. This banking behavior HARMS LOW INCOME INDIVIDUALS.
  • 3. In the dead of night you have your crew roll the awful single-wide away and roll your replacement single-wide into position. This breaks lots of rules which generates fees, fines, licenses and service charges.
  • 4. When the city, county and state bureaucrats find out what you’ve done. They “come down” on you like a ton of bricks.

    “You can’t do that. When a dreadful single-wide is removed it can ONLY BE REPLACED WITH A VERY EXPENSIVE STICK-BUILT NEW HOME!” (This rule harms low income individuals.)

    So they 
    • 4.1. threaten you with jail for breaking their
      THOU SHALT NOT HAVE AN AFFORDABLE HOME
      rule
    • 4.2. SEIZE your just-purchased newer home
    • 4.3. move it to an IMPOUND JUNK YARD so you can’t get your quality single-wide back.

      Then, on their way out the door 
    • 4.4. they provide you with an ENORMOUS FINE that you can’t possibly ever pay.


Housing shortage? Housing shortage? What could possibly cause a huge, pandemic, harmful housing shortage?


Summary


None of these rules, fees, fines, licenses and service charges HELP to put you in a home of your own. What they do is PREVENT you from being able to AFFORD a place to call home.

If it seems like there is an army of bureaucrats lined up with their hands out for money, that’s not far from the truth.

There IS a severe housing crisis. What sre the causes?


  • 1. Overpopulation (https://sadderdaytimes.com/overpopulation.html)
    It took 200,000 years for the world population to reach 1 billion.
    It took only 200 years for the world population to reach 7 billion.
  • 2. Way too much bureaucracy. 



In The Good Ol’ Days

You decide to purchase a ranch. You settle on a price with the rancher. You drive up with the purchase price (in gold) in your wagon. The rancher checks and accepts the payment, signs the deed and hands it to you.

Done deal.

Those days are gone forever.


I have contacted The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation and AARP to ask for help with a pet project of mine that I call the Own A Home Fast Lane. This project would be a sort of blanket pro bono (do your job for no charge) “pass” that actually lets a low income American acquire a home by eliminating all (or most of the rules, fees, fines, licenses and service charges.

Right now this means that the only way this project might work is to:

  • 1. rent a space in a mobile home park that already has all the “hook-ups” you need: gas, electric, water and sewer.

    Since they already admit MOBILE homes (homes on wheels) they
    should admit a modular home (no wheels). If they do not “permit” modular homes, it might require the services of a lawyer to take the mobile home park to court to FORCE the mobile home park to do the right thing. 
  • 2. get a modular home from Amazon and have it delivered to your “space.”
    This would require the use of a crane truck to hoist the modular home off the flat-bed transport truck and lower it into its space.
  • 3. open the floors, walls and raise the two roof segments as demonstrated here
    https://tucsonbornrealtor.com/modular.html
  • 4. hook up the utilities
  • 5. move in and furnish the interior
  • 6. hold onto your employment and start to enjoy your own home
  • 7. live happily ever after

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